Ian's (almost) daily recap of what spikes my interest

I spend a considerable amount of time online since I work in front of a computer. This blog is supposed to basically summarize what i think is interesting. Do with it what you'd like. Ian

Monday, April 11, 2005

FW: Thursday

I received this email from my friend David today. What is this world coming to? This was sent in response to a junior league party invite we all want to go to on thursday.

From: David [mailto:David@myisp.com]
Sent: Monday, April 11, 2005 11:48 AM
To: John; Ian
Subject: RE: Thursday

Guys, I have a girlfriend now, and responsibilities. We are planning on having some quality time together and I don’t need to be out drinking and chasing loose women anymore. I’m just not that kind of guy now. I’m settled, responsible, domesticated and emasculated. Plus I want to be in bed by 9:30 so I can be up in the morning to have breakfast with Sarah and go for a jog before the sun comes up. This weekend we’ll be heading out to look at wallpaper and station wagons.

posted by Ian # 11:56 AM

Comments:

I pray that this is a joke. David - where did your balls go?

# posted by

Anonymous : Mon Apr 11, 12:19:00 PM EDT

I am THE MAN. Do you understand me? THE MAN. I crush all and am ruled by nothing.

# posted by

Anonymous : Mon Apr 11, 12:32:00 PM EDT

If this is a joke it is a sick joke. As for his balls, I would check with his girlfriend. I believe she is keeping them now.

# posted by

Anonymous : Mon Apr 11, 12:46:00 PM EDT

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Monday, April 11, 2005

FW: Thursday

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